As a follow-up on the meaningless -oriented, here are a few Dilbert’s that really capture the essence of anemic managment BS talk:
This one’s great, too:
Remember: Use use instead of utilize, says William Strunk Jr.
Maybe even better yet:
Well, chopping the head of will certainly stop a management zombie:
And while I’m at it, a more contemporary example, with moving pictures:
Wir brauchen eine einfache, easy-to-use, also sehr simple Lösung…